Oh yes behold the sacred crystal of Mount St. Folger, the taste is unmatched in all the lands. The Folger empire actually imports nearlly nine-twenty-million burlap bags full of coffee crystals into their manufacturing plants which is currently controlled by the power hungry Ohio based megalomaniacs known commonly and deceptively as 'The Smuckers Family". These enchanted crystals contain the power to deceive anyone into thinking they are drinking plain old coffee, boringly fresh ground and brewed. This is done by each crystal actually containing its own dissolvable microscopic coffee maker. Yes, truly a marvel of this world.
Okay, its just freeze dried coffee.
